Got this list in a iVillage email wanted to share it going to try some of these ! Credit to LETISHA MARRERO
1. Hit the snooze button only once. Okay, twice.
2. Stretch a pint of ice cream into at least three single servings. Two if it's been a rough week.
3. Start a petition for Clapper technology
for cell phones and keys.
for cell phones and keys.
4. Get husband/boyfriend/roommate/landlord to deliver coffee in bed every day.
5. Justify love of yoga pants by striking some kind of pose while wearing them.
6. Curse out bad drivers only twice per outing. After reaching quota, do deep breaths in yoga pants.
7. Bring wine bottle to living room instead of glass to kitchen.
8. Lick Doritos/Cheetos fingers in private. Keep it classy.
9. Eat sitting down. Not watching TV. Not while looking at Lady Porn.
10. Refrain from looking at Lady Porn: Real estate, expensive shoes, diamond jewelry. (Use this newfound time to eat dinner with your family).
, expensive shoes, diamond jewelry. (Use this newfound time to eat dinner with your family).
11. Keep handbags smaller than carry-on luggage.
12. Pay for cash purchases in all $1s. (It adds an air of mystery).
13. Never bet your life on anything. $10 should cover it.
14. Sleep naked more. See what happens.
15. Cut off lectures from Mom at three minutes (or less) by yelling 'grease fire' and hanging up.
16. For every Justin Bieber song you're 'forced' to listen to, listen to one Stevie Wonder track (or at least to someone over 21!).
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